From the desk of T. C. West

We get many, many letters from Jesus freaks (people queer for Jesus I guess) claiming that we are going to hell if we don’t change our ways or remove a specific shirt design. To those people - please, please complain about something else. Because we are not going to change our ways. Just be content with the knowledge that all of us at West Works are going to burn in hell and will not be bothering you in heaven.

Oh yea, we are still looking for letters from a fat queer.  Please respond.
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Offended with offensive religious themes:
Sirs,
You people are going to hell because of your sacrilegious shirts. But it’s not to late. Take them down and ask Jesus to forgive you. But you must do it now. Tomorrow may be to late.
 
Yes, we are going to hell. Live with it.
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Support XY - XY:
Dear Sodomites,
All of you are going to hell. God and Jesus clearly say that homosexuality is a sin. God really does hate queers. Advocating same sex marriage is wrong and against nature. You should take those shirts off your site. God and Jesus will be watching you and will judge you in the end.

That’s a bit unnerving. You mean they (God and Jesus) are watching while I take a dump? Even when I insert a vibrator up my ass, caress my nipples and pound my monkey? That’s just sick! Sick I tell you!  But I like sick!  It really turns me on when I know someone is watching.  Thanks for the tip and thank-ya Jesus for watching!
See the design at  XY - XY
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Faggots:
How dare you use the word faggot on a t-shirt! Using the "F" word is as offensive to the gay community as the "N" word is to the African-American community. I demand that you remove the shirt from your collection now!!!!!!

Well.... in the beginning we had planned to use just the letter "F" instead of the actual word faggot. However, our resident homosexual asked, "How are people going to know which "F" word we are talking about?" The rest of the design staff was dumbfounded. Yea! Which "F" word? Firewood, Fire sticks, Fire branch, Fire bundle, Fire twigs, Fire tender, etc. Using just the letter would create too much confusion. So we settled on "Faggot." It just made it easier for everyone to understand.

See the design at Faggots
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ASP:
Hey jerk offs,
I really am a psychic and I know everyone in your company is an asshole and a jerk.

Gee, if you really are psychic please send the lotto numbers for the next big drawing.
See the design at  ASP 
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Thanks to all of you for being fans.

That's it this time fans.   See you later.