We started Really Offensive T-Shirts in order to save the world.

We, at ROTS, have concrete evidence that aliens have taken over the minds and bodies of many humans. For example there is a group that wants us to eat tasteless food, quit using tobacco, stop drinking alcohol, drink mineral water, say nice things about everyone and sit quietly reciting a mantra. There are other groups that want us in church at least three times a week waving our arms in the air while chanting "Praise Jesus" and giving our biblical ten-percent. Other groups are tying up our legal system with foolish laws and frivolous lawsuits. The aliens have taken over the leadership of the ACLU, the NAACP, the Rainbow Coalition, the Moral Majority, the Republican Party, the Democratic Party, all religions except Druids, most television and movie production companies, and the news media. In addition, the aliens hate Capitalism. They want a Socialistic dominated world, because no one living under Socialism is happy or laughs.  The aliens do not want us happy or laughing.

The aliens began arriving shortly after World War Two.  The first ship to arrive crashed in Roswell, New Mexico.   The subsequent ships arrive safely and the invasion began.  All of this is true.

Why would aliens want to remove laughter and merriment from the human character? They are softening up the human race for the eventual subjugation of our world. We must resist! The only way to combat this invasion is laughter. The alien invaders cannot stand human laughter. The frequency of human laughter causes their heads to explode somewhat like the Martians in the movie Mars Attacks. Laughter is their enemy and our only weapon!

So visit our store and laugh. Buy our shirts and laugh. Watch South Park and laugh. Watch Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3 and laugh. Well . . . .  at least watch South Park and laugh. Laugh for the destruction of the alien invaders and a free Earth. Laugh for the freedom of yourself and your loved ones. 
They’re here I tell you . . . they’re here!

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